The American (Right-Wing Christian) Family Association thinks a central part of the homosexual agenda is to make the abominable "lifestyle choice" more palatable to mainstream America (and recruit godly children into a life of feather boas and strap-ons, I suppose) by using the word "gay" instead of "homosexual." So by golly, the American Family Association will show bugger-friendly "gay"-using media outlets like the Associated Press what's what by using an auto-replace filter to run AP news stories with "gay" replaced by the icky "homosexual."
But as People for the American Way (Even Gay People!) shows, an automated filter can have unintentionally hilarious results when someone's last name is Gay:
Who knew that mincing fairy, Tyson Homosexual, was such a stand-out runner? I decided to run with the genius of the American Family Association's technique and replace the words "bush" and "shrub" with "drooling warmonger" in this snippet of gardening advice:Before starting: make sure you use sharp tools, and clean them between drooling warmongers (in case any of your drooling warmongers are diseased). If the drooling warmongers are badly overgrown, you may want to do just a light trimming for the first two years. Too much all at once can be a shock to the drooling warmonger. If possible, do your trimming in late winter. If the drooling warmonger is an early flowerer, then wait until after flowering to trim.
Yeah, that works just fine.
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